Destiny?

Destiny...
What exactly it is?

Is it something to accept once some incident already happened with us!
or it is something we can change before  it happens!

Since we can not see our future until it changes into present there is no real yardstick to measure
it, to analyse it or to compare it with predictions!

Some says it was destined to happen and nobody can change! Of course anything that already happened
is a thing of past, may be by a fraction of second. But that becomes historical which could be measured
and recorded with evidence for future reference.

Some says I can change my destiny! Now future is something we can predict or anticipate but not for sure!
So if someone says I can change my destiny! Really he/she is setting some goals and work hard to achieve
it. May be a resolution for the new year or changing career from employment to business. Really we are talking about a change in condition from one point of time to another. In other words we are talking about what we are today and what we would like to be tomorrow. We might overachieve or underachieve at that future date.

But destiny is what really going to happen to someone regardless of his/her plans to change or remain
same. Destiny is unchangeable because it is net result of all changes, adjustments and achievements of the life.

simple but funny joke

Anybody like to share some simple but funny joke....anybody...

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.


May 11, 2013
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?” The physician replied that he doubted that his patient would survive the night. The man then said “Call for my lawyer.” When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to stand on one side of the bed, while the lawyer stood on the other. The man then laid back and closed his eyes. When he remained silent for several minutes, the physician asked what he had in mind. The man replied “Jesus died with a thief on either side, and I thought I’d check out the same way.”

May 11, 2013
“How did school go today? a mother asked little Johnny. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. What did he say?” his mother asked. “ she said, “Thank goodness”.

May 11, 2013
There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend.
And as fate would have it, Shawn would be the first to pass. Pat, hearing of his friend’s illness, came to visit his dear friend one last time. “Shawn,” said Pat, “can you hear me?”
Faintly, Shawn replied, “Yes, Paddy, I can.” Bashfully, Pat started, “Do you remember our pact, Shawn?”
“Yes, I do Patty,” Shawn strained. “And, you’ll also remember that I was to pour the contents of a fine, old bottle of whiskey over your grave, which we have been saving for, going on 30 years now?” said Pat.
“Yes Patty, I do,” whispered Shawn.
“It’s a very “old” bottle now, you know,” urged Pat. “And what are you gettin’ at Pat?” asked Shawn, briskly.
“Well Shawn, when I pour the whiskey over your grave, would ya mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?