Difference between Eastern and Western Wives

Eastern Wife:
Wife:             Honey I think you should work now!
Husband:       But Dear, my disability does not allow me to work.

Wife:             Honey, It is very hard to survive without second income!
Husband:       Dear, I feel very bad about it that I can not support you! I wish I die, so that you could at least
                     claim my Life Insurance money!

Wife:             For God sake, never mention again. I can live without money but not without you.

Western Wife:

Wife:             Honey I think you should work now!
Husband:       But Dear, my disability does not allow me to work.

Wife:             Honey, It is very hard to survive without second income!
Husband:       Dear, I feel very bad about it that I can not support you! I wish I die, so that you could at least
                     claim my Life Insurance money!

Wife:             Oh dear! What took you so long to think about it! I knew I am the luckiest wife who got
                     so caring husband like you.